Louis Blackwater

Louis Blackwater is an American professional wrestler currently signed to Wrestling is Reddit. He is currently one half of the team D&B with Mark Dutch. With Dutch, he is a former WiR Tag Team Champion.

Character Description
Completely unhinged. No rhyme or reason that we know of. Very much like Terry Funk's "middle aged and crazy" gimmick, except he's not middle aged and much more vulgar. Known wino and exotic animal peddler. Lives in a shed somewhere in the Catskill Mountains.

Appearance
Buff, bald, and beardy. Blackwater wears plain black tights and only shaves his head - nothing else - like a fucking man. He wear black boots, black kneepads, and often forgets to put on wrist tape because who gives a fuck.

WiR Career
Debuted a little bit before AMUDOV III. Made it to the finals of said tournament. Feuded with Dalidus Nova for a little bit, lost to him at Thanks, Obama in a No DQ match. Had a shot at the Indy Title in a 6-way ladder match but came up short. Failed upward and feuded with Maverick, culminating in a No Rope Barbed Wire Match for the WiR World Title at Do a Flip! but lost. Became a wino and feuded with Miles Alpha, putting him over at the third anniversary show. Started teaming with Mark Dutch to form D&B. Was trampled by a zebra at Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches? Feuded with Brodie Hansen, defeating him and Bill Fish (teaming with Dutch) at Please Don’t Torrent This. Started feuding with The Warlords over the WiR Tag Team Titles, lost to them at Holy Spotfest, Batman! but won the belts from them at AMUDOV IV, Night 2, then defeated them in a We Quit Match to retain the titles at Copyright Strike. At some point, Blackwater pretended to cut his finger off. D&B defeated Kung Pao Connection at WiR Presents: WiR Presents. They lost the titles in a 4-team ladder match at Same Shit, Different Year 2K18.

Blackwater returned when WiR started again in 2020. He reunited with Dutch in his return match against Andrew Garcia and Stephen Romero, intentionally losing by DQ.

Finishing Moves

 * Reverse Brainbuster

Signature Moves

 * Backdrop Driver
 * Death Valley Driver
 * Bicycle Kick (usually followed by a Backdrop Driver)
 * Piledriver
 * Running Bootscrape

Standard Moves

 * Punches, forearms
 * Kicks
 * Headbutts
 * Eye and back rakes, heel stuff etc.
 * Mostly strikes and holds, but in a rugged fighting way and less in a martial artsy way

Taunts
Mostly just swears and yells a lot.

Entrance Music

 * “Desiccant Drip” by Bog Body (2020 - present)
 * Various shittyflute songs (2016 - 2018)
 * "Western Hero" by Andy Slatter (as D&B) (2020 - present)
 * “Still Burning” by Incendiary (as D&B) (2017 - 2020)

Entrance Description
Comically intense.

Championships and Accomplishments
Wrestling is Reddit Warzone Wrestling Besides Wrestling Kingston High School
 * WiR Tag Team Championship - 1 time (w/ Mark Dutch)
 * WiR Awards: "Holy Shit!" Moment of the Year (2016)
 * WZW World Heavyweight Championship - 1 time
 * Besides Wrestling Champion - 1 time
 * Voted Most Likely to End Up with Life in Prison (Class of 2003)